The sun did not shine and the wind it did blow
As they came out to play on that cold cold cold day.
We did nothing at all in the first 45.
This is not fun, this is not fun at all, we all cried.
Then a goal, it was scored. But not scored by us.
The crowd and I did not know what to say.
On that cold, cold, cold grey, grey day.
Then Murphy got one and Dempsey got two.
Zamora one more that made it four.
They got one goal back it made it 4-2
And that is not all, not all at all all
Clint Dempsey popped up and made it 5-2.
I know it is wet and the sun is not sunny.
But we have had good fun and fun that is funny.
So we went to the pub and brought beer with our money
And we danced and we sang and we danced and we sang
Till the man in the hat said no no. No more make those men go away.
Fulham 5 - 2 Newcastle
Onwards and upwards in the pursuit of happyness :-)